i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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