One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
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Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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