We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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