Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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