they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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