The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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