I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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