I don't think brook has ever known best
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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