Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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