Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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