ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
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tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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