You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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