you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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