Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The air was thick with penises
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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