I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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