The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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