and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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