Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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