You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
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I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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