Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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