Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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