i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
