i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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