with your own penis?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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