Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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