youre lurking in front of me
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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