I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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