Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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