All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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