She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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