it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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