If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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