WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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