How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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