And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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