DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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