I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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