I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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