you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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