Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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