Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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