I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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