Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just cut my nipple shaving
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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