In the future we'll all be gay
the condom got lost in my hair
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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