she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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