...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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