She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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