ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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