so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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