The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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