So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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