It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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