just come out here and I will go home with you...
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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