dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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